From Doctors
The Dean: Just know Kumar and Clark backward, forward and upside down and you'll be alright. (yes, all 1446 pages)
The Orthopaedic Surgeon: Don't worry, The Dean will make sure all of you know how to pass. Now, let's talk about something more practical, like how to describe a fracture on X-ray...
From the Registrars
Gen Surg: Just read Talley O'Connor 4 times. That's what I did. Didn't read anything else.
From the Interns
Intern: Didn't study anything, didn't do anything. I was quite happy when I got 67%. (please don't try this at home, kids.)
From the Seniors
Girl: Just relax. It's not that hard to pass!
Boy: What exam?
And so you have it. Words of wisdom from those who know best.
Excuse me while I scream into the pillow.

